Whether you’re cracking open a cold one with the crew or sipping a craft brew on a sunny patio, a good Instagram caption can take your beer photo to the next level. Finding the perfect words to pair with that hoppy IPA or smooth stout snapshot can be harder than picking the perfect brew, though. That’s why we’ve rounded up an extensive list of 600+ beer Instagram captions and quotes to give your posts that finishing touch.
From funny beer sayings and drinker wisdom to quotes from famous people, this giant list has an Instagram-worthy saying for any beer lover. So raise a glass as we dive into the ultimate collection of beer captions for Instagram. Cheers!
Beer Instagram Captions
- “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
- “Beer: Brew. Enjoy. Empty. Repeat.”
- “Keep Calm and Have a Cold One.”
- “Happiness is a cold beer in hand.”
- “Beer is my love language.”
- “Cheers to beers and good cheers.”
- “Sippin’ on sunshine and some fine ale.”
- “Beer: because no good story started with a salad.”
- “IPA lot when I drink.”
- “Feeling hoppy.”
- “For the love of beer, smile!”
- “Don’t worry, beer happy.”
- “Wish you were beer.”
- “When life gives you lemons, trade them for beer.”
- “Chillin’ like a villain with my pilsner.”
- “Prost to the most!”
- “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”
- “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.”
- “Ale’s well that ends well.”
- “Lager than life.”
- “On cloud beer.”
- “Who needs a therapist when you have a bartender?”
- “One more beer, please!”
- “Crafting moments, one beer at a time.”
- “Taking flight with a beer flight.”
- “Beer pressure is real, and I’m okay with it.”
- “Beers and cheers to many more years.”
- “Barley and hops: better than clicks and pops.”
- “Save water, drink beer.”
- “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!”
- “Pour decisions make great stories.”
- “Beering the dog.”
- “I make pour decisions but excellent beer choices.”
- “Weekend forecast: 100% chance of beer.”
- “This beer is making me awesome.”
- “Is it beer o’clock yet?”
- “Love is ale we need.”
- “The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you should at least check.”
- “Stout-hearted and lager-than-life.”
- “Say ‘ale yeah’ to new adventures.”
- “Just brew it.”
- “Beauty and the Yeast.”
- “I’ll be your lager, if you’ll be my ale.”
- “Brew-tiful moments.”
- “Beer, lime, and sunshine.”
- “This brew’s for you.”
- “Tap into happiness.”
- “Drinking like a pro, that’s what I do.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “Life’s too short for bad vibes, bad friends, and bad beer.”
Beer Captions For Instagram
- “IPA-lways love a good beer.”
- “In hops we trust.”
- “Living the brew-tiful life.”
- “Beer necessities: good company and cold ale.”
- “Weekend vibes and amber pints.”
- “Find your ‘hoppy’ place.”
- “Un-beer-lievable moments.”
- “You had me at ‘beer.'”
- “Cracking open a cold one with the crew.”
- “Liquid courage and hoppy hearts.”
- “There’s no such thing as a bad beer; some are just better than others.”
- “IPA lot of attention to my beer.”
- “Friends bring happiness, but beer brings joy.”
- “Stout of my mind, but it’s worth it.”
- “Love at frost sip.”
- “Why limit happy to an hour?”
- “Brewed for thought.”
- “Get a pitcher-perfect moment.”
- “Czech yourself before you wreck your beer.”
- “May your beer be cold and your stories be many.”
- “It’s always beer-thirty.”
- “The best beers come in small batches.”
- “Two brews are better than one.”
- “Pint-sized happiness.”
- “Crafty sips for hoppy lips.”
- “What’s the point of living if you can’t feel ale-ive?”
- “Drafting up some good times.”
- “Drink craft, not crap.”
- “No beer, no cheer.”
- “Head over ales in love.”
- “Drink triple, see double, act single.”
- “Let’s taco ’bout beer.”
- “Beer is my therapy session.”
- “Beauty is in the sip of the beer holder.”
- “Hoppily ever after.”
- “Beer and chill?”
- “Got beer?”
- “I’ve got 99 problems and beer solves all of ’em.”
- “Bottoms up, spirits high.”
- “Beer makes me hoppy.”
- “Cold brews and summer views.”
- “Cheers to beers and endless cheers.”
- “Drink beer like it’s your day job.”
- “Case of the brews, and I’m fine with it.”
- “Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862.”
- “Brew, sip, repeat.”
- “Here for the beer and the atmosphere.”
- “High on hops, low on stress.”
- “Life is better with beer goggles on.”
- “A frothy adventure.”
Short Beer Captions For Instagram
- “Cheers to beers!”
- “Hoppy soul.”
- “Liquid gold.”
- “Brewed vibes.”
- “Cold beer, warm heart.”
- “Beer me!”
- “Ale’s well.”
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “Stout & proud.”
- “Just brew it.”
- “Hops for days.”
- “Feeling frothy.”
- “Malty by nature.”
- “Chill & refill.”
- “Lager love.”
- “In pints, we trust.”
- “Crafted joy.”
- “Bottoms up!”
- “Pure brew-tality.”
- “Ale in a day’s work.”
Funny Beer Captions For Instagram
- “I beer to differ.”
- “Here for the boos and beers.”
- “Beer belly or six-pack? Same difference.”
- “They say beer makes you lean… against walls, tables, and friends.”
- “Why did the beer file a complaint? It was getting flat!”
- “Sobriety is just a lack of beer.”
- “I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk talking.”
- “Take a pitcher, it’ll last longer.”
- “IPA-lot when I’m not supposed to.”
- “Exercise makes you look good naked. So does beer. Your choice.”
- “This beer tastes like I’m skipping my morning run.”
- “Trust me, you can dance. —Beer”
- “I’ve got a PhD in Beerology.”
- “Why limit ‘happy’ to one hour?”
- “Beer: because adulting is hard.”
- “I’m on a beer diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
- “Ale’s well that ends well… until you see the tab.”
- “Beer goggles activated.”
- “Responsible for what I say, not what you understand. Especially after three beers.”
- “My life is basically just ‘will work for beer.'”
- “Relish today. Ketchup tomorrow. Mustard be time for a beer.”
- “If at first you don’t succeed, have a beer.”
- “Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.”
- “Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all life’s problems.”
- “I’m on a 24-hour hop cleanse.”
- “Weekend forecast: Beer with a chance of poor decisions.”
- “Beer doesn’t ask questions. Beer understands.”
- “Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning… or beer.”
- “It’s always beer o’clock.”
- “Either you love beer, or you’re wrong.”
Dog Beer Captions For Instagram
- “Paws and Pints: A Perfect Pair.”
- “Drinking buddy has fur and four legs.”
- “My dog fetches beer. What does yours do?”
- “Puppers and IPAs, that’s how we roll.”
- “Pour me a cold one, and throw my buddy a bone.”
- “Cheers to beers and wagging rears.”
- “Dog hair and beer foam—home sweet home.”
- “Belly rubs and beer mugs.”
- “Life’s better with a dog and a draft.”
- “My two moods are ‘need beer’ and ‘need to pet a dog.'”
- “Fur and foam make this house a home.”
- “Tail-wagging and ale-lagging.”
- “Sit, stay, sip!”
- “Sniff, fetch, sip, repeat.”
- “A balanced diet is a beer in one hand and a leash in the other.”
- “Bark less, sip more.”
- “Weekend plans: Dogs and drafts.”
- “Best friends come in all breeds and brews.”
- “Pour decisions with my paw-fect pal.”
- “Where my dogs at? Next to my beer, of course.”
- “Sip happens, and tails wag.”
- “Wagging tails and hoppy ales.”
- “My two therapy sessions: Dog walks and beer talks.”
- “Who needs a ‘beer sommelier’ when my dog loves every brew?”
- “Dog loves park, human loves pub. We compromise.”
- “Fetch a beer, good boy!”
- “In dog beers, I’ve had one.”
- “Chasing balls by day, sipping brews by night.”
- “Pints and pups make me feel ‘ale’ right!”
- “My dog is the ‘life of the paw-ty’ and the beer is the guest of honor.”
Beer Quotes For Instagram
- “Hops, barley, water, and dreams—beer is liquid happiness.”
- “Life is too short for bad vibes and bad beer.”
- “Crafted with love, poured with joy. ????”
- “Sipping on sunshine and a cold brew.”
- “Why limit happy to an hour?”
- “Suds, buds, and good times.”
- “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
- “Where there’s beer, there’s cheer.”
- “Don’t worry, beer happy.”
- “It’s a brew-tiful life.”
- “Love at first pint.”
- “Beer: The best damn drink in the world.”
- “Cheers to beers and years of friendship.”
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” —Benjamin Franklin
- “Ale’s well that ends well.”
- “IPA lot when I drink.”
- “In dog beers, I’ve only had one.”
- “The only thing better than one beer is two.”
- “Sometimes all you need is a good brew.”
- “Stout-hearted and lager-than-life.”
- “A balanced diet is a beer in each hand.”
- “For the love of hops.”
- “It’s not a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for awesome.”
- “Sippin’ on freedom, one beer at a time.”
- “The answer may not lie at the bottom of a beer bottle, but you should at least check.”
- “Beer and friends: The perfect blend.”
- “Drink good beer with good friends.”
- “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.”
- “Find someone who looks at you the way I look at beer.”
- “This might be the yeast of my problems.”
- “Malty by nature.”
- “Beer is my love language.”
- “Brewed to be savored, not saved.”
- “Just another day in beer-adise.”
- “Wish you were beer.”
- “Beer: The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” —Homer Simpson
- “I make pour decisions, and I’m okay with it.”
- “Life and beer are very similar: chill for best results.”
- “Keep calm and drink craft beer.”
- “Weekends are for waffles and wheat beer.”
- “Crack open a cold one with the comrades.”
- “The best beers are the ones we drink with friends.”
- “I’ve never met a beer I didn’t like.”
- “Too much of anything is bad, but too much beer is just right.”
- “Hoppy wife, hoppy life.”
- “In case of emergency, have a beer.”
- “Who needs a reason when you have a season? Cheers to seasonal beers!”
- “What’s better than a 6-pack? An 8-pack of beer.”
- “To beer or not to beer, that is a silly question.”
- “May your beers be frosty and your Monday be short.”
Fantastic Beer Captions for Instagram
· “Sipping our way through hops and happiness ???? #BeerBliss”
· “Cheers to good company and even better brews! ???? #SudsAndSmiles”
· “Finding beauty in the bubbles and the brews ???? #BeerGram”
· “Here’s to the nights that turn into stories and the beers that make them legendary! ???? #BrewTales”
· “Raising a glass to the golden hour and golden ale ???????? #SunsetSips”
· “In a committed relationship with craft beer ???????? #HoppyLove”
· “Pour decisions lead to the best stories! ???? #LiquidWisdom”
· “Hops, dreams, and a whole lot of cheers! ???????? #HoppyLife”
· “Crafting my own happiness, one beer at a time ????️???? #BrewedBliss”
· “Life’s too short to drink bad beer! ????♂️???? #BeerSnob”
· “Adventure awaits, and it’s served in a pint glass! ???????? #ExplorationElixir”
· “Because Fridays are better with a cold one in hand! ???????? #WeekendStarter”
· “Hoppiness is a state of mind, and I’m there! ???? #HopHead”
· “Celebrating the moments that make life froth living! ???????? #BubblyJoys”
· “An empty glass is a full opportunity for another amazing beer! ???? #NeverStopSipping”
· “Drowning my worries in a sea of suds and smiles! ???????? #LiquidEscape”
· “Making memories that are as unforgettable as the first sip! ???????? #CheersToThat”
· “Beer: because adulting can be tough, but it’s better with brews! ???? #GrownUpLife”
· “Crafting, pouring, sipping – the cycle of pure happiness! ????✨ #BrewCycle”
· “Not all heroes wear capes; some just bring the beer! ????????♂️ #BeerHero”
· “Soulmates: Me, my beer, and good times! ????❤️ #BrewLove”
· “Bringing people together, one pint at a time! ???????? #UnityInBrews”
· “Discovering new horizons, one brewery at a time ???????? #BreweryHopper”
· “Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget! ???????? #UnforgettableNights”
· “From grain to glass, it’s a work of art I can drink! ???????? #LiquidCanvas”
· “Embracing the ale-ments of life with open arms and a full glass! ???????? #AleMentality”
· “Dancing through life’s highs and lows, always with a beer in hand! ???????? #BeerDance”
· “Exploring the world sip by sip and brew by brew! ???????? #GlobalTaster”
· “A balanced diet: a beer in each hand! ????????♂️ #BeerLogic”
· “Because behind every great person is a great beer! ???????? #BehindTheGreatness”
Beer Quotes by Famous People
- “He was a wise man who invented beer.” — Plato
- “Beer is the best damn drink in the world.” — Jack Nicholson
- “Beer, if drunk in moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.” — Thomas Jefferson
- “Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.” — Henry Lawson
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is strength, in water there is bacteria.” — David Auerbach
- “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” — Attributed to Benjamin Franklin
- “Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.” — Dave Barry
- “Stay with the beer. Beer is continuous blood. A continuous lover.” — Charles Bukowski
- “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” — Jack Nicholson
- “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” — Homer Simpson
- “Beer may cause memory loss, but it’s worth the risk.” — In bumper sticker form
- “To some it’s a six-pack, to me, it’s a support group.” — Leo Durocher
- “Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'” — Jack Handey
- “Beer is a constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin (a variation of the famous quote)
- “I work until beer o’clock.” — Stephen King
- “A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it’s better to be thoroughly sure.” — Czech Proverb
- “Beer, it’s the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.” — Homer Simpson
- “Without beer, life would be a mistake.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
- “Beer is the reason I get up every afternoon.” — Unknown
- “The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.” — Ancient Egyptian wisdom
- “I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.” — Greek Proverb
- “Let’s have a beer together and create memories that we will forget tomorrow.” — Unknown
- “I don’t need therapy, I just need a beer.” — Unknown
- “There is no bad beer, some are just better than others.” — Billy Carter
- “I have respect for beer.” — Russell Crowe
- “Beer is the friend you can always count on.” — Unknown
- “Beer is the answer. I don’t remember the question.” — Unknown
- “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” — Oscar Wilde
- “I like my beers like I like my weekends – full of freedom and fun.” — Unknown
- “Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.” — W.C. Fields
Drunk Captions
- “I’m not drunk, just… creatively tipsy.”
- “When life gives you lemons, trade them for a tequila shot.”
- “I told myself I should stop drinking… but I’m not about to listen to a drunk me.”
- “Current status: on a first-name basis with the bartender.”
- “I’m not slurring my words, I’m speaking in cursive.”
- “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that drunk, but how about you?”
- “I drink responsibly. Sometimes, I’m responsible for having a great time.”
- “Drunk text level: sending memes to my ex.”
- “I’m not drunk; I’m just participating in a study of gravitational effects on the human body.”
- “Dear alcohol, we had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer… I saw the video, and we need to talk.”
- 11. “Cheers to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.”
- “Life’s a party, and I’m the piñata!”
- “Dance floor: conquered. Next up, world domination!”
- “Warning: dancing like no one is watching may lead to viral videos.”
- “Proof that I can dance better with a drink in hand.”
- “Here’s to nights that turn into mornings, and friends who turn into family.”
- “Getting drunk on the good vibes and great company.”
- “Celebrating tonight like it’s already tomorrow.”
- “Pour decisions lead to the best stories.”
- “Dance like everyone’s watching, but you just don’t care.”
- 21. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in cocktails there is a good time.”
- “Sip happens. Cheers!”
- “Sip responsibly, but dance recklessly.”
- “Here’s to love, laughter, and really great drinks.”
- “I like my whiskey old and my friends older.”
- “The only time to drink diet is while you’re waiting for the bartender.”
- “Work hard, drink harder.”
- “Stressed, blessed, and champagne-obsessed.”
- “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
- “Drinking good wine with good friends. Life doesn’t get better than this.”
- 31. “Recovering from a night I don’t remember with friends I’ll never forget.”
- “Last night was blurry, but the memories are golden.”
- “Note to self: Don’t check phone after a night out.”
- “Coffee: because adulting is hard after a wild night.”
- “If you see me out today, I’m running on coffee and sheer determination.”
- “Woke up like this: thankful for aspirin and hydration.”
- “When you wake up regretting nothing, you know it was a good night.”
- “Sleeping off the good times and bad decisions.”
- “The morning after: a tale of two stories.”
- “Crawling my way back to reality, one coffee at a time.”
- 41. “Happiness is a cocktail away.”
- “Here’s to nights that turn into mornings and friends who turn into family.”
- “When life hands you lemons, add vodka and have a party!”
- “Drowning in good vibes and even better drinks.”
- “Laughter is the best mixer.”
- “Cheers to love, laughter, and really great drinks.”
- “Friends and cocktails make the perfect blend.”
- “Finding joy at the bottom of every glass.”
- “Smiling through the hangover, because the night was worth it.”
- “Drunk on life and loving every moment.”
Drinking Alcohol Quotes
Certainly, here are 50 drinking alcohol quotes:
- “In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat, you need it.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
- “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
- “To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
- “I drink to make other people interesting.” – George Jean Nathan
- “First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
- “I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.” – W.C. Fields
- “Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.” – Catherine Zandonella
- “Here’s to alcohol: the cause of – and solution to – all of life’s problems.” – Matt Groening
- “I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
- “Reality is an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.” – Anonymous
- “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain
- “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.” – Anonymous
- “I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.” – Oscar Levant
- “Here’s to the nights we can’t remember and the friends we won’t forget.” – Anonymous
- “Beer is made by men, wine by God.” – Martin Luther
- “A drink a day keeps the shrink away.” – Edward Abbey
- “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
- “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
- “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
- “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
- “Alcohol is like love: the first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that, you just take the girl’s clothes off.” – Raymond Chandler
- “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
- “I feel like I’ve been at a party I wasn’t invited to.” – Eddie Izzard
- “I don’t have a drinking problem, except when I can’t get a drink.” – Tom Waits
- “Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.” – Oscar Wilde
- “I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
- “What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.” – Irish Proverb
- “I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” – George Burns
- “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.” – Tom Waits
- “To unpathed waters, undreamed shores.” – William Shakepeare
- “Drinking beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.” – Anonymous
- “I like to have a martini, two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” – Dorothy Parker
- “Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.” – Anonymous
- “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.” – Homer Simpson
- “Work is the curse of the drinking classes.” – Oscar Wilde
- “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” – George Burns
- “Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.” – Jack Nicholson
- “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
- “I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.” – Anonymous
- “Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.” – Anonymous
- “I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.” – Robert E. Lee
- “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.” – David Auerbach
- “There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.” – Raymond Chandler
- “Drinking good wine with good food in good company is one of life’s most civilized pleasures.” – Michael Broadbent
- “A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.” – Clifton Fadiman
- “Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.” – Kaiser Wilhelm
- “There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” – Benjamin Franklin
- “The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” – Humphrey Bogart
Short Alcohol Captions For Instagram
Of course, here are 50 short alcohol captions for Instagram:
- “Sip, sip, hooray!”
- “Cocktails and dreams.”
- “Liquid therapy.”
- “Cheers to the weekend!”
- “In high spirits.”
- “Sip happens.”
- “Drink well, travel often.”
- “Wine not?”
- “Let the evening be gin.”
- “Life’s too short to say no to cocktails.”
- “Clink, drink, repeat.”
- “Time for a little sip and sparkle.”
- “Pour decisions made here.”
- “Keep calm and drink on.”
- “A cocktail a day keeps the doctor away.”
- “Drinks with a view.”
- “Stressed, blessed, and well-dressed with a drink in hand.”
- “Sippin’ on sunshine.”
- “Squeeze the day with a cocktail.”
- “Lost in the world of mixology.”
- “Sip, smile, repeat.”
- “Here’s to nights we won’t remember with friends we won’t forget.”
- “Wine flies when you’re having fun.”
- “Bringing the happy to happy hour.”
- “Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.”
- “Drinking like it’s my job.”
- “In a committed relationship with happy hour.”
- “Sip by sip, making memories.”
- “Making moments sparkling.”
- “Stirring up some fun.”
- “Cocktail hour is the best hour.”
- “Clink, clink, cheers!”
- “Raising the bar.”
- “Sip, savor, repeat.”
- “Crafting cocktails and good times.”
- “Life’s too short for bad drinks.”
- “Sippin’ and chillin’.”
- “Pour, sip, enjoy.”
- “Sippin’ pretty.”
- “Cocktail in hand, worries in the wind.”
- “Here’s to nights that turn into mornings.”
- “Taking the edge off with a little sip.”
- “Weekends are for cocktails.”
- “Chasing sunsets and sipping cocktails.”
- “Sip your way to happiness.”
- “Stirred with love and shaken with care.”
- “Sip responsibly, dance recklessly.”
- “Mixing memories with every sip.”
- “Savoring every drop.”
- “Pour me another adventure.”
Quotes About Drunk People
Certainly, here are 50 quotes about drunk people:
- “Drunk people run stop signs, wasted people run the 4th grade.” – Norm MacDonald
- “You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Dean Martin
- “Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.” – Ozzy Osbourne
- “Drunk people always think they’re eloquent.” – Tavis Smiley
- “The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea. Unless, of course, you’re drunk on tequila.” – J.A. Konrath
- “I’ve been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.” – F. Scott Fitzgerald
- “I only drink Champagne on two occasions: when I’m in love and when I’m not.” – Coco Chanel
- “When you’re sober, you’re actually much more open to listening.” – Steve-O
- “You’re not really drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Joe E. Lewis
- “When the wine goes in, strange things come out.” – Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller
- “It’s hard to argue against cynics—they always sound smarter than optimists because they have so much evidence on their side.” – Molly Ivins
- “Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
- “I like my whisky old and my women young.” – Errol Flynn
- “Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work, and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.'” – Jack Handey
- “I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.” – Hunter S. Thompson
- “He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato
- “Drunk people do dumb things.” – Rob Gronkowski
- “I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.” – Winston Churchill
- “Some people have a special talent for making you feel like a complete idiot when you speak to them.” – Sarah Addison Allen
- “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
- “People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise.” – Bill Murray
- “Drunk people are so annoying.” – Richelle Mead
- “Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol.” – N.F. Simpson
- “I hate when I’m drunk and my texts make more sense than I do.” – Unknown
- “I have mixed drinks about feelings.” – Unknown
- “Drunk people are far more likely to do something stupid than people who are not drunk.” – Ramani Durvasula
- “I love to drink martinis. Two at the most. Three I’m under the table. Four I’m under the host.” – Dorothy Parker
- “Beer is the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
- “I wish I could trade my heart for another liver, so I could drink more and care less.” – Tina Fey
- “The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.” – William Butler Yeats
- “Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.” – Mark Twain
- “It’s not the drinking that’s the problem, it’s what happens when we’re sober.” – Stuart Hample
- “A hangover is just your body reminding you that you’re an idiot.” – Unknown
- “Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” – George Bernard Shaw
- “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
- “I’m at that age where my mind says I can party all night, but my back, knees, and overall body disagree.” – Unknown
- “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Matt Groening
- “Drunk words are sober thoughts.” – Unknown
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.” – Unknown
- “Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you’re allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It’s like killing yourself, and then you’re reborn. I guess I’ve lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.” – Charles Bukowski
- “I would exercise, but it makes me spill my wine.” – Unknown
- “When you’re drunk, you always think you’re more attractive.” – Dr. Drew Pinsky
- “I’m not saying alcohol is bad; I’m just saying we never wake up in the morning and think, ‘Damn, I had too much kale last night.'” – Jim Gaffigan
- “If you’re not wasted, the day is.” – Unknown
- “Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
- “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking.” – Unknown
- “The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.” – Unknown
- “I have the right to remain silent, but I don’t have the ability.” – Ron White
- “I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. No problem.” – George Carlin
- “Here’s to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget.” – Unknown
Final Words:
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